Best Magic Kingdom quick-service restaurant for introverts

Introversion Insight:

Crowded places can be overstimulating for introverts. Crowded eating establishments add a whole other layer of anxiety. (I still get anxious thinking about the school cafeteria.) Introversion and anxiety tend to be two peas in a pod. Being prepared and knowing how to navigate these situations can help you find your inner peas

 

If you’re new around here, a quick-service restaurant at the parks is basically a fast-food or counter-service restaurant. A table-service restaurant is more of a sit-down location with a server. Table service is best for introverts because they seat you, they bring your food to you, and they clean up after you. Easy peasy. But it generally requires a reservation, which can be harder to secure at Magic Kingdom. No worries, though. You have plenty of quick-service options. 

 

But first, the number one rule for any location—avoid the lunch and dinner time rush. We want to avoid the masses of hangry guests. 

 

So what makes a quick-service restaurant good for introverts?

 

Plenty of seating

There’s nothing worse than having your tray of food, carefully balancing everything, and trying to find a place to sit. It feels like all eyes are on you, am I right? We need lots of seating so we don’t have to trek too far or hunt too long.   

 

Different types of seating 

Booths, corner tables, and spots along the perimeter are all great for introverts. We want to avoid places with just a bunch of tables close together in the center of a room. 

 

Easy to navigate

Thankfully, most Disney Parks restaurants are organized and set up in a way that’s easy to navigate. Things we pay attention to: where to order, pick up food, and grab utensils, condiments, and napkins. Tip: Always do mobile order if it’s available. (Since the pandemic, that seems to be the company’s preference anyway.) You’ll avoid the ordering line, and the most talking you’ll have to do is telling them your order number at pickup.   

 

The million-dollar question that stresses me out? Do I pick up after myself, or do I leave it on the table? We want stress-free logistics, folks. I tend to want to pick up after myself, but I’ve also eaten at restaurants where the employees almost discourage it because they have a system in place.

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Columbia Harbour House

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So here it is. The best Magic Kingdom quick-service restaurant for introverts is Columbia Harbour House. This nautical-themed seafood restaurant checks all our boxes. It has plenty of tables tucked into multiple seating sections, but here’s the best part of Columbia Harbour House—the upstairs

Ahoy there, upstairs!
Ahoy there, upstairs!

Not everyone knows there’s an upstairs seating area, which means it’s surprisingly quiet and not nearly as crowded as downstairs. (Yes, it’s true. Word has gotten out about the upstairs. But it’s still a great spot. And remember, you’re not eating at the lunch or dinner time rush, so it’s already less crowded.) Beware, though. Sometimes they close off sections, including the beloved upstairs. You’ll also find this restaurant to be quite cozy, with its warm lighting and wood paneling throughout (hygge, baby!).  

 

Side note: If seafood isn’t your thing, you can also get chicken strips or a salad. Sea you there!

 

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